I wanted to take a moment to give a heartfelt apology to the board, to the community that I love, and to all the people I've upset with my project.
I assure you that I won't be profiting off my corndogs, that all proceeds from the donations will go to making a fun and provocative camp and performance art piece.
I understand that commodification is a touchy subject around these parts, and my intentions to lambast that principle come from a sincere and heartfelt desire to make the community around Flipside a fun and entertaining place to be.
I regret misappropriating event IP and any actions that may have caused undue stress to the volunteers that put their hearts, souls, blood and treasure into this event.
My sincerest apologies for those I've harmed along the way,
Peace, Love, Unity, Corndogs and Respect,
just want to apologize for my corndog. he says, it was late & i was tired, & there were too many posts & too much commotion moma. i wanted to protect you. he was an angel up until late march. in fact, everyone loved him up until that point. i hope i'm not ostracized from this beautiful community. it hurt so bad when i was told to leave. in fact, i cried all the way home feeling humiliated. he was the only corndog there & he blew it, big time. however, i get the impression that despite his random corndogging at a randomly selected few, he left a very positive impression on most. i got so many thanks & love & smiles from appreciative corndog lovers & really felt loved & empowered. so,.. considering corndog is just over a month & is a very smart loving snack who can adjust well to changing environments & catch on quickly, i think i can train him so that it doesn't happen again under any non-threatening circumstances. whoever it was that corndog decided to corndog at obnoxiously, i can assure you that he didn't mean any harm by it & i'm sincerely sorry if it offended or irritated you.